Things You Should Do Before Your Google Account Gets Disabled

If you use Google Apps, or if you simply use Google’s Products for business, you need to read this.

This is not a rant about Google’s policy of disabling accounts without a human review process. These are steps that saved me during one of the angriest days I’ve ever had.

The Problem

Google prohibits people under the age of 13 from having an account with them. More specifically, Google’s account software disables your account if you enter a birthdate that falls within 13 years past of today’s date.

Summary: If you accidentally tell Google that you’re under 13 years of age, your account will be disabled until you verify your age, or it will be deleted after 29 days.

(In my case, I attempted to add YouTube to my Google Apps account and forgot to change the birth year. I had not activated Google Checkout, and could not login to activate it because my account was disabled).

What You Need To Do

Activate Google Checkout

Go activate Google Checkout for your account. If your account gets disabled because of a stupid mistake, and you don’t have Google Checkout enabled, the other options for unlocking your account take days, and you’ve only got 29 days to get this right.

Create A Backup Administrator Account

If you, like me, signed up for Google Apps as a one person company, you may be tempted to use your own account as the sole administrator account. Do not do this.

Go right now and create a backup administrator account that you only use for emergencies. This is the only thing that saved me. Because my account was locked, I could not log in to enable Google Checkout. Remembering that I had a backup administrator account allowed me to login, enable Google Checkout and proceed with age verification.

Become a Paying Member

Before this happened, I was using the free version of Google Apps. Unfortunately, free means ‘no telephone support’ because to use telephone support with Google Apps, you need a customer ID. And unless you’re paying, you don’t get a customer ID.

Once you’ve signed up for a paying account, find your Customer ID, and record it in Evernote, or somewhere outside of your Google Apps dashboard. In the event you need to call support, you don’t want to depend on being able to login to your account to get this information.

Most of you are smarter than I am, so you’ll never find yourself with a disabled account. But after a brief moment of mindlessness, it’s terrifying to think of being locked out of the account from which you communicate with customers.

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Put Your Life On Credit!

Here’s a video I made a few years ago for a financial seminar at my church. During that time, my wife and I were finishing a 14 month and $41,000 debt-crushing sprint.  For much of that time, most of our monthly income went towards debt, more than what we lived on.

On a related note, I watched a documentary tonight about the rise in consumer debt in America. What a fantastically complex issue. I am not an economist. I know only enough to know that pure, unrestrained capitalism is as bad as whatever -ism is being attributed to Obama by Fox News this week.

Is it the government’s job to protect us by regulating credit card companies? Or are we to fend for ourselves? It’s really too bad that those are the choices we’re presented with in so much political rhetoric. Either choice, taken to its extreme is an awful reality.

As much as it makes my skin crawl to hear how blatantly the banks target the poor in this country, at the end of the day, people make their own choices, buying things they can’t afford. But….given the right amount of regulation, some of those people would never have had the option to get into that big of a mess. And I’m not sure I think that that amount of government regulation is a bad thing.

It’s easy to blame someone for getting themselves into a big financial mess. And it feels good to blame a bank for making it possible. But it’s a shared responsibility.

There’s also an education angle as well. How much of the financial trouble we see in poorer families is the result of poor financial literacy. There are things that are obvious to financial experts that seem a mystery to me. Likewise, simple principles of credit and debt, obvious to me, are a mystery to others. But who’s responsibility is to teach them? The government? The schools?

In the end, the only thing I’m sure of is that people need to act ethically, morally, and use common sense when dealing with money. Yes, banks would make less money if they didn’t troll for bankrupt individuals. Yes, people would have less stuff if they learned to act their wage. But it’s the right thing to do.  When people in any wealth bracket decide to do the wrong thing because it pays better, we all lose in the long run.

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The Google Juice 005 – Company Of One

I’ve been co-hosting a podcast called The Google Juice with Chris Enns at ssktn.com for a few months. This last episode was about a topic I’ve been wanting to discuss for years.

Listen To The Google Juice – Episode 005 “The Company Of One”

It’s called “The Company Of One” and we discuss the kind of fake business that seems to have increased with the rise of easy to use CMS’s for websites, and a host of trendy buzzwords people can substitute in place of examples of real work.

I like people who have the desire to go out and do big things. I like people who like to build websites.

But I don’t like it when people are afraid to be honest with their customers about who they are. A person starting out, not a “firm” or a “company”. Just…a person.

There’s nothing wrong with being just a person. That’s the real meat of this issue and why I’m such a jerk about it in this episode. There’s nothing wrong with being someone who’s starting out. There are things you can do to still get hired to do real work.

But throwing up a website with some stock photography, a list of buzzwords, saying “we” and not “I”, and artificially inflating the work you’ve done is wrong. That’s dishonest, that’s bad business, and in the long run it’s a terrible way to attempt entry into the world of self-employment.

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Insecurities In High Places

Managers with daddy issues can ruin a company.

From the tender age of 12 to the slightly less tender age of 32, I worked at jobs where I answered to bosses. For the past two years, I’ve been my own boss. So I’ve worked in teams, and in isolation. In retrospect, I now know that certain decisions I made, and the kind of impact I had at those jobs, was not dictated by my intellect, but by my insecurities.

My 30s thus far have been one uncomfortable trip after another into the deepest insecurities and fears I’ve lived with for much of my life. I studied the accidental success of my hobby-turned-business on a daily basis, trying to figure out what the heck was happening. Learning along the way what works, and what doesn’t work.

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When SEO Means Life Or Death

SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is a favorite punching bag of people who run successful websites that don’t rely on search traffic, myself included.

My default argument is that time spent on SEO would be better spent on quality content. Tonight, I saw a living, breathing example of how SEO can change someone’s life.

A local charity, A Woman’s Concern, provides free services, counseling and support to young women who find themselves unexpectedly pregnant. It is one stellar example of what I believe to be the most effective way of practicing pro-life convictions.

Tonight, while attending a fantastically organized fundraiser, I saw a young woman standing on stage, holding a 14 month old boy, talking about how and why chose to have her baby.

She was under much pressure to get an abortion, but she knew that if she could just get an ultrasound, she would see the heartbeat and that would give her the resolve she needed to fight for her baby’s life.

For whatever reason, the doctors would not give her an ultrasound at that stage (5 weeks). After doing a Google search, she found A Woman’s Concern, had a free ultrasound, saw the heartbeat, and made up in her mind that keeping her baby was the only option for her.

You can say what you want about abortion, women’s rights, privacy, and whether or not a fetus is a real person. I’m not going to convince you that you’re wrong.

But a woman who wants to keep her baby should never be pressured to have an abortion. Thanks to a clean, SEO friendly website, some awesome staff, and a simple Google search, a beautiful, fat, smiling baby boy has a mother who loves him, and his life ahead of him.

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My Big Stupid Mouth

We were at a park with a lake, it was a warm, sunny, summer day. My youth group leaders had their boat in tow, and we were ready for an afternoon of fun. Who knew anything about boat permits? Certainly not us.

The park ranger discovered our little party and had a stern talk with the couple who had brought us there. Several of us waited on the other side of the pavilion. Most people were quiet, but I, I had jokes.

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Fake Obsession, Fake Voice

Merlin Mann and John Gruber proposed that success is the result of Obsession Times Voice in this talk at SXSW. Take a listen and see if it resonates with you like it did for me.

Obsession is usually easy to identify. My biggest problem is learning to tell the difference between something I’m truly obsessed about, and something I’m just opinionated about….today. On most days, it’s pretty clear what I can’t stop thinking about, and that I’ve been thinking about it for some time. Continue reading

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Why Be Cheap?

Classy, or pushy. Refined, or loud. Stylish, or cheap.

On one hand you’ve got companies like Lexus and Mercedes doing refined, subtle advertising that is both stylish and beautiful, in the middle, car companies like Ford and Chevy use a mix of tactics, and far on the other end, local car dealers wear clown hats, shout a lot, and give away free puppies. Continue reading

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